Monday, February 15, 2010

I’m completely over these signs...

What an incredible sense of narcissism that the rest of the world should care about the offspring strapped into your car, especially when you’re usually the one driving like a retard. And the increased sense of urgency carried by the ubiquitous exclamation mark makes my growing urge to punch you that little bit more irresistible.

Let’s face it. Having a child is not a monumental achievement. If these people manage it, then it clearly requires no formal level of education or physical superstardom.


Besides that, you have, at best, a 50-50 chance that your kid will end up looking like this:

…so the preservation of your kin may or may not be for the good of the nation anyway.

But perhaps the ultimate show of narcissism is seeing one of these annoying signs suction-cupped next to your P-plate. Chances are, we’re not the ones who need to be a little more careful, are we?